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02

Feb

K I’M GETTING OFF

whims-of-a-feminist:

wish i could smoke dis shit right now

Story not related to weed: My dad always says “I’m going to get off now” when he wants to end a phone call with me, and then he always laughs and says “That’s not what I meant”. Thanks, dad, I so love your unintended sexual innuendos. *shudder*

(Source: feministwhimsy)