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17

Jan

Brain: You binged again. You’re never going to be attractive if you don’t stop eating so much.

Me: Shut up. I’m doing the best I can.

Brain: No, you’re not. Oh, you walked today? Big whoop. Anybody can walk down the street and back. You should be doing cardio for 30 min every day.

Me: I can’t do that much right now. I’m working my way up to that.

Brain: You’re pathetic.

Me: *sigh*

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I hate my brain.