March 2012
February 2012
Kohl’s
It’s never too early to think about fireworks and fun! Build a 4th of July kids’ Tshirt and you could win a Kohl’s Gift Card, plus the top two tees will be sold in a Flash Sale.
Yes, it is, Kohl’s. It’s way too early to be thinking about JULY. Stop it.
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DASHBOARD THEME UPDATE.
pretaportre:
Tumblr’s icon changes has affected the usage of my themes. You are unable to click on any of the top icons. However, it has now been fixed on all themes. You can go here to see all my dashboard themes and reinstall the theme for your use.
Thank you!
Ok, so I'm watching that "lemon porn"
I’m almost halfway through. I’m probably a prude for saying this, but I wouldn’t want a dick in my mouth after it had been in my ass. I’d have to brush and gargle with bleach afterwards. I mean, isn’t that like putting shit in your mouth? I don’t know. To each his own. *shrugs* *loses followers for talking about porn*
Damn it, Tumblr
Now my Stylish theme doesn’t work because you changed the icons. Great, now I’m stuck with your boring blue. *sigh*
“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
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“Everybody hates you. So fucking what?! Some people, they just fucking love to...”
– Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It (via havssol)
I guess I’d better take my daily trip to the outside world to get the mail…
Looking at/hearing anything about Jennifer Hudson makes me want to rip my hair out.
Nevermind, got it! Thanks google :)
Crap
How do I change my default picture?
donotpressrepeat:
Woman: Can I have birth control? Government: No. Woman: I got pregnant because I didn’t have birth control and I don’t want the fetus. Can I have an abortion? Government: No. Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn’t expecting it, I can’t afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it? Government: No. Government: You shouldn’t have been...
Texas Kicks Planned Parenthood from Medicare →
tehblackbirdisincognito:
namelessgenxer:
So how many more women will die because you EVIL FUCKING CHRISTIANS have impinged on the 1st Amendment Rights of your fellow Americans to the point of denying healthcare to the neediest in the name of Jesus Christ?
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Dear People with Social Anxiety,
vonniebegood:
sofarfromshameless:
hupsoonheng:
morethanjustareadthru:
GET OVER IT
Everybody else feels exactly the same way you do but we don’t let fear dictate our lives.
lol you don’t know shit about shit do you
Wooowwww.
and the prize for missing the goddamn point goes to… morethanjustareadthru!
Fuck you, OP. Don’t you think if I could just “get over it”, I...
Note to self: When you’re having a cholesterol test the next day, don’t eat seafood alfredo the night before. Oof.
NSFW Post coming up
Quick, look away!
I keep looking at this picture, and at first I liked it, but now it just makes me sad. Sad that I’ll never be attractive enough, sad that I’ll never be noticed, sad I never had the opportunities in life so that I could be a better, more worthy person.
Sorry for the pity party.
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What Color Is Your Rainbow? →
vonniebegood:
amorphousblob:
fsufeminist:
thelefthandedwife:
holmesiandeduction:
baronvonehren:
villainsgoleft:
cinnamonglaze:
“powerful”
uwu
so I’m bruise coloured
Your rainbow is intensely shaded indigo, yellow, and white.
What is says about you: You are a proud person. You appreciate optimism. You’re good at getting people to like you. People depend...
Adam Richman: “I wish I had kids so I could buy them a #JeremyLin jersey right now. Truly an athlete to not only admire, but emulate. Want to see him live!”
Kids? We can make that happen. *devilish grin*
I’m cold. I really need a new robe. Oh, well, at least I have my trusty heater :)
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Sometimes, roommates suck.
Well, today's not a total waste...
My dad won some money off of a scratch ticket, so he’s sending me some of it. Also, I sent an email to 1-800-flowers and they are going to refund my husband’s money plus give us a gift cert. towards our next purchase. I’m still giving them the side eye, but at least they have redeemed themselves.
stfuconservatives:
““Back in my days they used bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.””
—
Foster Friess, Santorum Super PAC Backer - Buzzfeed (via brooklynmutt)
I’m going to hate everything today, aren’t I?
(via ipomoeaandthestarstealers)
Is this supposed to be a joke about how “women should keep their legs shut”?...
whims-of-a-feminist:
“Fat acceptance, as you can probably guess from the words “fat” and “acceptance” being right together like that, does not go over so well in some circles.”
—
Kate Harding (via myplussizeinspiration)
I told my therapist I was reading about fat acceptance, and she gave me a shocked face and said “Fat…acceptance? Ooookay”
